Saturday, May 30, 2009

#206. Running out of Grilled Chicken

Similar to #207, Running out of Fried Chicken, Black people are perplexed and in great derision when Grilled Chicken is no longer available. Food is one of the most important aspects of a Black persons day, and to be confronted with the conundrum of having that staple removed due to a distribution error is not a smart move.

Black people love Fried Chicken, Grilled Chicken, Roasted Chicken and any other form of fowl, but to be denied the ability to satiate that hunger is not something Black people will stand for at all.

It is important that all fast food chains carry an abundance of frozen chicken, especially when an offer for free chicken - grilled or fried - is advertised. Black people don't like running out of grilled chicken, but they do like free food. And free food mixed with no food is a recipe that Colonel Sanders would tell you, is trouble.


Anonymous said...

"Damn that was rac- that was racist"

Haha. thats a quote from Dave Chappelle killing them softly HBO special. That's exactly what I thought when I saw this.

Anyway, if this is suppose to be a troll site...its not very good. You can thinly veil your racism and try to satire it to effectively for outrage. Nice try tho bud.

Anonymous said...

Great site and so true.