Wednesday, July 29, 2009

#1000. Chicken Bone Beach in Penacola


Some people have stated, wrongly, that Stuff Black People Don't Like has jumped the shark. What they fail to realize is that we are nearing the 100,000th unique visitor in just over two months(!) of being online and that we are just getting started helping educate the world on things, topics and subjects that Black people don't like.

This websites popularity is growing at a rapid pace, but not as rapid as the aura around the infamous moniker that Pensacola, Florida has found, for a prominent section of one of its majestic beaches, is labeled: Chicken Bone Beach.

Black people and their love of food and yet their displeasure of running out of fried chicken has been discussed at length here, but never has the fusion of those two differing topics occurred, as they do every Sunday in Pensacola.

You see, on Sunday's in Pensacola, Black people congregate on one portion of the beautiful shoreline in that city and devour chicken and the numerous amenities that go with the fried delicacy.

The name, Chicken Bone Beach, is derived from the practice of Pensacola's Black peoples inability to pick up their chicken, but instead leave the bones spread around the sand in a most ignominious tomb.

Chicken Bone Peach has long been a deemed a pariah event in Pensacola, but only because of the unfortunate decision by Black people to fail to invite white people to the event.

And by the unfortunate decision to leave chicken bones behind, upon the barren shores of the beach to dwell unattended and alone. You see, it was white people who happened upon a random section of the beach after Black people had departed from an afternoon of fried chicken and fun, and found the remnants of the fowl-induced celebration.

These white people joked among themselves, "it must be chicken bone beach!" Thus was born the legend of Chicken Bone Beach, the place where Black people party on Sunday in Pensacola:
"Some people come to our beach every year from Mobile and just trash the place. They gather at the parking lot at the entrance of Ft. Pickens road and eat a lot of fried chicken and leave the bones everywhere. That is why it has become known as "Chicken Bone Beach." The folks that come on Memorial Day gather way down the beach near Opal Beach and that is knows as "Their Beach."

Stuff Black People Don't Like includes chicken bone beach, because it was Black people's great hope that no one else would know of their favorite place to consume food on Sundays in Pensacola. However, the bones never lie. And leaving them behind after the party, and failing to clean up after their sabbath snack, means that that segment of the beach would forever be branded Chicken Bone Beach by the evil racist white people who were not invited.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

*yawn*

Anonymous said...

jumped the shark??? no way!!! Maybe its more like jumped the "mudshark"!! lol!! Keep up the great work!

Anonymous said...

This entry sucked buy that video is great!

RiPPa said...

Having lived in Pensacola as recently as 3yrs ago. I must say that the town is well known for it's racial tension. Actually, that entire strip of the Gulf Coast known as FloraBama has long been known to be home of backwoods relocated banjo picking "Deliverance" rejects. I suspect that the name of the beach is just another in a long line of such antics. Or should I say: Stuff Racist White People Do.

Anonymous said...

looks like that race trader should of been arrested as well at the beginning of the video. When big groups of blacks happen nothing good becomes of it.

Anonymous said...

This post was kinda weak compaired to the others. Of course it did have chicken in it... Keep up the good work!

Anonymous said...

You guys are so great! You're also working as hard as the jews who undermine our country.

How about stuffjewsdon'tlike.com?

1) White people
2) Same race couples
3) Free speech
4) Gun ownership
5) Christianity

Anonymous said...

You should also make a list of stuff Ku Klux Klansmen don't like. I'm sure you guy's would have more expertise with the KKK agenda.

Anonymous said...

You should also make a list of stuff Ku Klux Klansmen don't like. I'm sure you guy's would have more expertise with the KKK agenda. I bet you won't approve this comment.

Anonymous said...

"expertise with the KKK agenda"

WRONG! The people on here are non-blacks that find black behaviour amusing and sometimes insulting. That does not make anyone here KKK. Tell me that blacks don't make the same observations about whites or hispanics. I know they do I've heard them do it.

It makes me sick that when people don't like everything that they hear they try to restrict your freedom of speach by calling you KKK or a Nazi.

Anonymous said...

MORE PROOF POSITIVE THAT BLACKS ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF F'ING SLOBS TOO DAMN LAZY TO PICK UP AFTER THEMSELVES

I LIVE IN PENSACOLA AND DO NOT APPRECIATE IT ONE BIT. WE PICK UP OUR GARBAGE AND PLACE IT IN THE BINS THAT ARE AROUND OR TAKE IT BACK HOME AND PUT IT IN OUR GARBAGE

KEEP OUR BEACHES CLEAN

Satyrn said...

How can anyone watch a video like this and come to the conclusion that negroes are black "people"?

I swear to God, they are the missing link between humanity and apes...leaning a bit closer on the side of apes.

If we were to wake up one day to find them gone from the face of the Earth, humanity would be all the better for it.

We need to put more gunshops, drug dealers, KFC's and NuGrape soda machines in their 'Hoods.

Anonymous said...

How can anyone watch a video like this and come to the conclusion that negroes are black "people"?

I swear to God, they are the missing link between humanity and apes...leaning a bit closer on the side of apes.

If we were to wake up one day to find them gone from the face of the Earth, humanity would be all the better for it.

We need to put more gunshops, drug dealers, KFC's and NuGrape soda machines in their 'Hoods.

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but ofcourse after seeing this post- calls of KK are inappropriate

Anonymous said...

wheres an automatic weapon when you need one

Anonymous said...

RACIST WET STINKING DOGS

Anonymous said...

This is just sad. Makes me ashamed to be from Pensacola.

Anonymous said...

quit your pissing and moaning!!! It could be called blue gum beach!!!!

Anonymous said...

Too funny. I have moved to P'cola and was moving to a condo near CB beach. I guess I will pay more to distance myself from the chickenbone piles.
Thanks for the info.