Thursday, April 28, 2011

Tears Flow from "The Onion" over Trump's Victory on the Birther Question

"The Blacks" crying over Trump
Lawrence Auster nails it (OneSTDV as well) when it comes to the Barack Obama’s Birth Certificate, an issue we don’t care about. It’s hilarious that Mein Obama allowed a debate to fester for three years when he could have released it during his run for the presidency.
Instead of giving fodder to Birthers, Mein Obama could have easily said, “Hey, here it is guys, calm down.”   But instead it took Donald Trump to step up to the plate and make the ultimate demand: “Whup it out and show it to us, dude."

A man “the Blacks” hate, Trump has now exposed the groupthink within the Black community, so much so that it is now crystal clear: ANY criticism of Mein Obama is racist.
Baratunde Thurston, the Web editor at, is heartbroken over how Donald Trump took credit for making Mein Obama release a document almost three years into his presidency that could have been released on day one.

In this video, found at, he admits to crying over the situation. He calls Trump a “racist” and a “Klansman” and states that his fortune is built upon “racism.”
Here’s what he said:
”[…] I began to cry. I thought of my ancestors, both direct and collective, who had fought and died so that I might be treated as an American. I then thought of this fetid, smug, hate-filled, wealthy white man taking credit for the release and yet still not being satisfied. It does not matter how long we’ve been in these United States. We will never be American.

So, tears in my eyes, pain in my heart and rage in my soul, I composed this video message. More than written text, it comes close to expressing my full pain at witnessing a white man who was handed everything call the President of the United States (and me) a nigger.”
In less than one month, Donald Trump has exposed “the Blacks” as a monolithic entity that will rally around a president because of the one-drop rule.Mein Obama is Black, and so any criticism of him is obviously criticism of the entire Black race.
These are things we will look back upon, both the Birther question and “the Blacks'” reaction to a simple question, and realize the clarity we've been handed.
Millions of Americans believed the Birther’s position, and Mein Obama’s reluctance to release the document only exacerbated the situation. That it took a so-called Klansman in Donald Trump to force Obama’s hand is a sign of how pusillanimous Republicans have become.
In Black-Run America (BRA), one is supposed to defer any public criticism of Black people to the confines of one’s home, but Donald Trump has violated this rule. The entire Disingenuous White Liberal (DWL) infrastructure is targeting him for demonstrating such chutzpah in the very face of BRA.
Tavis Smiley has already gone on record and said the 2012 election will be the most “racist” ever because people will criticize Mein Obama. In the minds of “the Blacks,” criticism of Mein Obama is tantamount to “racism.”
Wanda Sikes, a comedian we like, was wrong when she said this at the 2009 White House Correspondent’s Dinner:
"It's amazing, the first black president – I know you're biracial – but the first black president!" she said. "That's unless you screw up. Then it's going to be, 'What's up with the half-white guy, huh?'"
Thank you, Baratunde Thurston, for videotaping your thoughts on Donald Trump and declaring anyone who dares criticize Mein Obama as a “racist” and a “Klansman.” 
Sorry that you cried over the whole situation. All we do here at SBPDL is laugh, laugh that the Birther issue became this heated and so divisive. That “the Blacks” will now rally around a leader who allowed a debate to continue because of his steadfast refusal to release a simple document (What are you hiding, Barry?) is a clear-cut indication that Mein Obama will never be that “half-white guy” Sykes joked about.


White Devil said...

Mein Obama could sacrifice an infant on prime-time national tv, drink the baby's blood, eat its flesh and still capture 95 plus percent of the African vote.

Anonymous said...

If this president was caught on videotape committing first degree murder, all you'd hear from the blacks is that he was set up by "racists."

But you got to love the hypocrisy in the situation. Black people, who love to dabble in conspiracy theories about whites (remember Obama's pastor saying that AIDS was invented by the government to kill off black people) are now of a sudden foaming at the mouth when legitimate questions are raised about their brother's birth certificate.

Keep in mind, there are still unanswered questions about this photoshop forgery. Why is when you open the pdf file in illustrator, it has several different layers that can be moved around? Why is it that Obama, being born on August 4th, 1961 has the certificate # 61 10641 and yet twins who were born AFTER Obama have the numbers 61 10637 and 61 10638 (Google Nordyke twins)? There are way too many holes in this story and that's why it has gained traction.

This is the difference between planet earth and BRA. On planet earth, people make decisions based on evidence where in BRA, decisions are based on emotions.

Anonymous said...

Trump called him a nigger? Well, not really but he did force him to show his birth certificate which is the same as calling him a nigger.

Just how pathetic can blacks be?

Midwestern said...

Blacks believe that all blacks should get a free pass in all situations. They are the protected class, and will fight this "call out" of Obama to the bitter end:

SickAndFedUp said...

"These are the same people who would pack up and move out of a neighborhood if a person like me moved next door".



It's called freedom of assembly.
I am free to live apart from radicals, liars, dissemblers, blacks, anyone I chose NOT to associate with.

And, Goldie, if "black culture" is so great, then why do you need to move into a white neighborhood? Why is that, Goldie?

And, yes, many people have been asked to document their citizenship and qualifications to be President. The most recent was John McCain.

So, so, so sick of their lies and BS.

This was about Mein Obama's immaturity, arrogance and hubris.

His inability to be a bigger person and act with respect for the American people put a military Officer in jail. For asking a question.


~AV~ said...

Well....everyone knows that a "sneaky deceitful black man who bucks a white person's request"...

just HAS to be a nigger...because Uncle Tom's are NOT sneaky deceitful black people who buck white people requests!

Uncle Tom's JUST do not behave that way!!!

Remember rule number one...

In the black world you are either a nigger or Uncle Tom...and white America doesn't "declare" who is what...


They do it all the time!

Anonymous said...

This is bullshit. For all you black people out there, it's not because he's black that we doubt. It's because his father is not a Natural Born Citizen. So that will raise doubt. Take this racist bullshit and shove it up your ass.

missbosslady said...

What, pray tell, does Mr. Thurston think of the fact that during the 2008 campaign John McCain was dragged into court to prove his US citzenship? Funny how this part of the story NEVER gets any play!

Bottom line, if you're black and you just can't cut the mustard, yell racism.

It doesn't get much more pathetic than that.

Anonymous said...

"I began to cry. I thought of my ancestors... a white man who was handed everything call the President of the United States (and me) a nigger."

That quote from Thurston is one of the most whiny, ill-informed, bathetic, self-pitying, and intellectually lazy examples of confirmation-bias-driven victimhood I've ever read.

Anonymous said...

In the first video, wouldn't it be interesting if the words were switched around and then Sharpton or Jessie Jackson's names were inserted?

Why are blacks not offended by those 2 race baiting clowns who make black people look bad? I don't get it.

OH and questioning your President is not racist, black people. IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY. Something very few of you know about.

Vote white and get this clown out of office next election.

Spunkmeyer said...

SBPDL, the only people attacking Trump more than the DWLs are the neo-Conservatives. Just look at any Trump-related article on Hotair or any other site with ties to Michelle Malkin and you will find nothing but attacks on Trump, even when he is making these big (and hilarious) gains. Naturally the hate gets worse as you branch out into the mainstream Republican talkers such as the useless Rove. I think I have seen some of them even accept the notion that Trump is actually racist. Disgusting.

Though the more classical conservatives such as Rush Limbaugh or Hannity (not real Right-wingers, but much less progressive) love Trump.

I am sorry to have stained your site with American politics. I just wanted you to be open to the idea of DWNs (Disengenuous White Neocons, pronounced "downs" lol).

Anonymous said...

SBPDL, this is perhaps the most refreshing series of BOMBS ever hurled at our pathetic media and Barry Obama/Soetoro! It gets better everyweek! Nothing is better than the bait and switch. Nothing.

After 3 long years Barry finally releases his BC, is about to release a personal statement, and the Donald swoops in on his Trumpcopter. The Donald declares victory, rips Barry and then our little Commander in Chief responds. Hilarious. Backslap! Then silly Soetoro runs to Oprah for support!

The race baiter Barry looks like a race baiting agitator. He recently ran to Al FUCKING Sharpton, another white hating pastor on Easter, and Whoopi is playing the race card!!!

Trump just further exposed Barry as a weak, race baiting, affirmative action baby. Well played.
Liberals/Progressives/Fascist Pres. candidates DO NOT win elections with far left ideology. Period. The Easter Bunny beats Barry in 2012.--the Man

Don said...

Obama shot himself in the foot on this one.

There was already an enourmous air of doubt about the legitimacy of this POTUS when he was first sworn in. You would think that he would have produced the proper documents immediatly after being sworn in to assuage any doubts?...By waiting almost 2%1/2 years after being sworn in looks very suspiscious (ergo-giving his "people" time to forge a legal looking document??).

Now I'm not actually saying this long form is fake, but by waiting so long after all this controversy came about.... The fact that John McCain had to produce his when he ran on the Republican ticket (he was born in the then U.S. territory of the Panama canal zone, defacto making him a citizen. His father was a naval commander at the zones naval base)...The fact that his father is classified as African instead of as "Negro" which was the common nomenclature on all U.S. birth certificates for blacks until 1965.

All of this when put together throws an air of illegitimacy about this POTUS. He could have silenced all of his detractors more than 2 years ago, but by waiting so long it just threw kerosene on the fires about him, fueling the conspiracy theories!.

kurt said...

alright here's a bit of food for thought. Is it not true that most political moves are media based just like the Arizona illegals bill. My opinion honestly it was withheld on purpose to leave an intentional target for everyone to play into. Then BAM here's your proof all doubters are now racist and un-American. Donald trump is a bit goofy and is on point with several things but he's falling into a ploy im afraid. He will destroy his own chances if he doesn't change the subject to other HUGE issues in this country. Mein Obama and his wife are just another reality TV show really...they get more magazine covers and air time than anything I've ever seen. Yet the policies they are making while everyone is reading Michelle's magazine articles on life in the white house are destroying and undoing everything that made this country great. Someone is pulling strings detracting us from what really matters. We should adopt Chinese policy of birth licensing and limits.

Anonymous said...

"We should adopt Chinese policy of birth licensing and limits."

No we should not, the One Child Policy's shortsightedness is too problematic. If you think it would curtail the birthrates of a segment of the population that generally has little to no respect for the law in the first place I have bad news for you. You are then left with enforcing this policy in a way that is anathema to a still large portion of the public.

That said, I agree with the rest of your post Kurt.

Anonymous said...

SBPDL, you have called it correctly...

Trump's actions have brought us CLARITY as to monolithic mindless Black inability to make distinctions between criticism of something done by a black person versus true racism (whatever that may actually be these days).

In the same way, Terry Jones has brought us moral clarity about whether Americans can distinguish between a fundamental right of free speech versus being a dhimmi to Islam.

Within the confines of the insane asylum brought to us by DWL's, we absolutely need more clarity.

Stuff Black People Don't Like said...

The Birther issue is something I don't care about. It always seemed like a tangential issue, when compared to something such as the economic breakdown of the nation:

But what Donald Trump has done is show that two groups of people are diametrically opposed to any criticism of Mein Obama (DWLs and "the Blacks").

Trump might be an opportunist, but he is alienating himself from the land of DWL riches. That he pressed the peddle harder instead of hitting the breaks is an encouraging sign.

Ivan Urkinoff said...

"Trump might be an opportunist, but he is alienating himself from the land of DWL riches. That he pressed the peddle harder instead of hitting the breaks is an encouraging sign."

No one has even mentioned one of the greatest moments of the entire episode...

That douche-bag Robert DeNiro foolishly criticized Trump, apparently believing there would be no consequences. Trump then proceeded to decapitate him, it was great!

Anonymous said...

Rabid progressives (or is that redundant?) continue to mischaracterize, i.e., lie about, the COLB certification of live birth. It does not represent some other official document (i.e., the one finally released by The Vile Obama), regardless of whether that document actually exists. Instead, the COLB is essentially a useless sham in that it can be issued at the whim of any relative's request, and therefore can easily contain misleading and/or incomplete information. In Hawaii, it is often issued to those born in another country in order to start a documentation trail for later use in obtaining US goodies like drivers' license, Social Security Number, welfare, etc.

I don't expect progressives to apologize for their lies on this matter, because I know they are irrational zealots filled to overflowing with mindless tropes, fantasy narratives, and semantic games, and are therefore utterly incapable of either logical thought processes or morality-based civility.

Anonymous said...

Off topic on this one,

You mentioned the Thor movie so I will make a comment that I have been thinking about. People think it is ridiculous that Thor is going to be played by a black guy. The media is more than happy to paint those people as racist. However, not a month goes by where I don't see an article whining about "hollywood whitewashing Asia." People have a fit when a white actor plays a role from some anime or video game that originated in Asia. And they have this fit about once a month. Nobody calls these people racist though.

As for Trump and the reaction, I feel like I am at a circus or Disney land where everybody has to be "in character", even the guests. It is all an elaborate farce that has to end, but everybody just keeps pretending. Or even better, the donkey scene in Pinnocchio. They all kick and scream and rage about as they are being taken away, but there is nothing they can do. The good and bad will all be made into donkeys and taken. I have this feeling even without regular TV viewing. I would probably lose my mind if I had to rely on it even for the tiniest bit of entertainment.

Read The Leviathan by Hobbes. It is our future.

Dissident said...

More importantly than the birth certificate, I'd really like to see this guys grades while in Colombia and Harvard.

I'd like to know how someone as obscure and meaningless as mein Obama could quickly rise through the political all smells pretty fishy to me.

Is there something rotten in Denmark? You betcha' there is.

Dems = modern Bolsheviks = far left wing.

Republicans = modern Fascists = far right wing.

Both wings of the same bird of prey.

Anonymous said...

Its not as simple as Obama just coming up with that Birth certificate....Check out this link...its a fake again ;)

Ivan Urkinoff said...

"Its not as simple as Obama just coming up with that Birth certificate....Check out this link...its a fake again ;)"

It is fake, and not even a good fake.

Hard to believe they really thought this wouldn't be scrutinized.

I'll be surprised if Trump doesn't rip him apart for this.

Anonymous said...

I think the Obama, "Birth Certificate" perfectly demonstrates Black Run America. What white president or white presidential candidate could get away with the obvious fraud that Barry is trying to perpetrate on white America? This forgery that has been "released" after all this time isn't even labeled birth certificate. It's still called COLB and the registrar at the bottom of the forgery is Uk La Lee. Someone is a real joker and I'm not laughing.
Of course bHussein Obama's useful idiots will defend anything this fraud does and yell "racisss" at anyone who takes exception to Obuma's deceit. Barry has no shame.
This latest forgery just released will be Barry's downfall.

Anonymous said...

You guys are a bunch of racist dummys. There is a difference between criticism of his policies and questioning PRESIDENT Obama's citizenship. The latter is personal. As a black person, I have no problem with anyone who opposes him politically but yes I do have a problem with the disrepect. To question his citizenship without any grounds is disrepectful. Yes, his dad is Kenyan but his mom is American.

Midwestern said...

"...I do have a problem with the disrepect."

Of course you do. And don't NO ONE disrespect a black man! I hear this crap as the reason for every instance of a black on white beating session.

Here is a tip: If you want respect, then you have to EARN it. You have to actually be worthy of respect.

You don't just demand it with threats and thuggery, like most blacks think.