Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow: Smash and Grab in Atlanta for Weaves, Booze

Black Hair Weave Thieves in Atlanta give new meaning to the term "Hair Lift"
You have to love Black people. Smash and Grab robberies across Atlanta at a variety of different retailers and businesses is becoming an increasingly common phenomenon. Liquor stores? Check.

Hair weaves stores? Check. Because Black women hate their own hair so much, a lucrative smash and grab industry is burgeoning across the city. It's a growth industry (smash and grab for hair weaves), with increasingly aggressive tactics being utilized by Black people to procure beautiful hair weaves.

In May of 2011, it was $10,000 worth of hair stolen.Video of that event here.

In June, it was $30,000 worth of hair weaves stolen.

Yesterday, more hair weave bandits struck:
Thieves targeting expensive hair weaves smashed a vehicle through the front of a West End beauty supply store before daybreak Tuesday.

The break-in at Angie’s Beauty Supply and Salon in the 1100 block of Ralph David Abernathy Boulevard in southwest Atlanta was the latest in a string of smash-and-grab burglaries where thieves stole hair extensions.
Burglars drove a Jeep Grand Cherokee through the front doors of the store as well as a iron security gate, doing extensive structural damage to the business, which is in a strip shopping center near Joseph Lowery Boulevard.

Once inside, they made a beeline for the wall where high-dollar “Indi Remi” hair weaves were displayed.
“When I walked in, I saw this empty wall, and everything else was fine,” said Won Jung, a cashier at the store.
Sheila Carroll is a regular customer at the store, and was outraged when she stopped by Tuesday morning and discovered what had happened.

“I’m raising girls, so we’re always in the beauty supply store,” she said.

“It’s just outrageous how these smash-and-grab thieves would hurt the whole community,” Carroll said.
“They think they’re doing something for themselves, they go in here, rob them and go and sell it on the street,” she said. “But you’re hurting everyone in the community. It causes them to go up on their prices.”
“I wish it would stop,” Carroll said.

While store employees didn’t yet know how much merchandise was taken in Tuesday’s burglary, other similar heists have netted the thieves as much as $50,000 in extensions.

Last Tuesday, three thieves smashed their way into the Beauty Masters II store in the Camp Creek Marketplace shopping center on Camp Creek Parkway.

Security video showed the trio frantically grabbing single-strand weaves from shelves before fleeing with hair valued at $50,000.

On June 18, thieves also broke into another beauty supply store owned by the same individual, the Beauty Master store on Headland Drive near Greenbriar Parkway.

In that break-in, four burglars who were in a black Chevrolet Suburban smashed out two front entry doors with a rock, then went straight to the display of Remi hair extensions on the wall behind the front counter.
Store manager Lucien Poko estimated the loss at $30,000.

Just weeks before that heist, burglars made off with an estimated $10,000 in hair extensions from the Beauty Emporium store on Riverdale Road in Clayton County.

Hey, even in a recession Black women need to look good! Their own hair just won't do!




57 comments:

Anonymous said...

holy shit! this is getting surreal. stealing hair weaves??????????

Anonymous said...

I believe it's "hurr", not "hair".

Anonymous said...

But what does any of this have to do with
F*O*O*T*B*A*L*L?????

10mm AUTO said...

That is not the only store type that is taking precautions due to BRA. My favorite gun store has just put $30,000 worth of "planters" out front of the store, along with cement reinforcing it's entire back wall. The planters are 5 foot by 2 foot by 2 foot cement blocks that look like tank traps of WWII. They are designed to stop negroids using a vehicle and ramming through the front walls or iron reinforced doors. The funny part is that this idea did not come from their paranoia (as our resident negress will say) but from their insurance company!

When the disorder comes as it did in 1992, negroids went after stores buy burning them down or smashing their way in. Gun stores were especially targeted as it armed the negroids. The flash mobs have only been practice, the next act is coming.

Anonymous said...

You can't blame them. They wuz hongree n sheeit

Sheila said...

Let me respond with the black woman's favorite expression: LOL! Even with their over-long fingernails, their weaves, and their bling, black women remain overweight, unattractive, and generally unwanted (except by black men, who will hit on anything). Yesterday, in a Walmart (yes, I still shop there on occasion) in the wealthier part of our theoretically wealthy suburb, I was behind a black woman waiting at the customer service counter. She was at least 350 pounds (her upper arms were almost as big around as my thighs, I kid you not), and her bizarre outfit consisted of skin-tight knee-length shorts, flipflops, a black bra (with only two of 4-5 vertical hooks fastened) and a strapless tube-top smock dress. Why yes, now that you mention it, she did have relaxed hair and long fingernails.

dirtydog1776 said...

When I was an elementary school teacher in the inner city, many girls, and even some of the boys, would not have their home work done, because they spent an evening having their hair braided, straightened, dyed or styled in some way. No time to learn, just time to work on their "Crowning Glory" which usually looked like crap.

Anonymous said...

rich b the mechanic from Los Angeles here...

Interesting post. During the Los Angeles riots one of our customers (who was a member of the D.C. Crips gang here in San Pedro) in the auto shop I worked in was making trips to the uptown riot areas to steal. He was actually taking orders from people. He told me he was stealing - taa daa... hair pieces or whatever they call them for black girls. He was also bringing back cases and cases of Old English 800. I asked him why he wasn't worried about getting caught and he reminded me that the LAPD was just watching and doing nothing to looters. So much for the so-called "righteous" people Marxine Waters refered to.

This is just another reason to be armed here on the Left Coast. And if you remember the films from the news sources during the riots, the few businesses that didn't get trashed were the ones that were ARMED.

I can remember there were films of Korean store owners shooting from the roofs of their stores that come to mind. Just another great reason to practice one's Second Amendment Rights no matter what the bleeding hearts here in the People's Republik of Kalifornia want you to do.

Anonymous said...

The robbers in that one video had enough foresight to wear masks, you'd think they would have had enough sense to bring bags to put the weaves in.

Anonymous said...

youda thunk the retailers woulda lock that shit up sozs it wouldn't be stole.

then again it could just be insurance fraud. either way, screw'em.

Paul's Biggest Fan said...

Hey, hey, hey! They're doing this because there's a recession. They're poor. They have to eat. None of you know how delicious human hair is when paired with collard greens, corn bread, and hot sauce.

Wait - that's why they "flash mob" convenience stores. They're hungry and bags of chips and candy feed people better than if they had "flashed" a super market.

Maybe, just maybe, it's monkey see, monkey do.

Californian said...

The planters are 5 foot by 2 foot by 2 foot cement blocks that look like tank traps of WWII. They are designed to stop negroids using a vehicle and ramming through the front walls or iron reinforced doors. The funny part is that this idea did not come from their paranoia (as our resident negress will say) but from their insurance company!

The funny part is also how Americans are getting into a siege mentality. It's as if we are transitioning into a Mad Max kind of future without even realizing it. Or maybe people are waking up. It's just not in the mainstream media.


The flash mobs have only been practice, the next act is coming.

Flash mobs are the guerrilla raids, the Tet Offensive is coming next? Again, I have to ask if this is part of a bigger urban insurgency. Given the nature of modern networking technology, it does not have to be a planned insurrection but a "flash" event.

Stay tuned...

Anonymous said...

But it look so good!

Anonymous said...

Those of you who don't know: the weave business is a cash cow. Seriously, just search on how much money they make.

I've seen more than a few clips of black race baiters saying that the Asians shouldn't have the corner on the weave market, how they are stealing from the black community .This might explain some of the stealing..they've been told it's 'ok'.

But then again, it's black people. *shrugs*

Anonymous said...

monkey pee, monkey doo

Anonymous said...

“It’s just outrageous how these smash-and-grab thieves would hurt the whole community,” Carroll said.

I assume Carroll knows that "the community" are the ones buying the stolen merchandise, thus providing the market for the thieves. And all this is about black females trying to make themselves look White with "straight hair" weaves that come in colors unnatural to black people.

Anonymous said...

Chris Rocks 'Good Hair'...1.) A chemist dissolves soda cans in hair relaxer. 2.) Chris trys to sell black hair (scouring pads?..Brillo) 3.) 'Dont touch my weave'...plenty of youtube vids of black women fighting, and the weaves ALWAYS are the first thing ripped off...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je4IPR-ci5I

Anonymous said...

The weave hair is "relaxed" because it's "WASHED". Maybe if these animals actually applied some shampoo to their own filthy heads, weaves wouldn't be necessary.

Anonymous said...

"I believe it's "hurr", not "hair"."

I thought urr-body knew dat.

Anonymous said...

"None of you know how delicious human hair is when paired with collard greens, corn bread, and hot sauce."

That's not funny. These people be our most vunable. You should spend time volunteering to help them, not making cruel jokes at their expense.

Midwestern said...

Koreans and other Asian groups own/manage most of these black hair care stores and variety stores in the ghetto. Some are black owned, but not many. There are about 16 of these places near my neighborhood (and in every other black area of town in every city...) and all are owned by Koreans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRIOK52cBIo&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT-nX25UrsI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jGFByhs-0w&feature=related

These stores are full of all kinds of made-in-China cheap crap including wigs, hair extensions, colored beads, ghetto clothing, incense, huge earrings, and hair grease/black hair care products. They also carry "real" human hair extensions which can cost thousands of dollars.

Blacks resent these business owners because 1. blacks are HIGHLY addicted to the products they sell and help the Koreans make a huge profit and 2. they are not "black-owned" businesses and are therefore stealing "black dollars" (welfare money) from the poor black residents (and many other widely accepted tales of black victimology...) I would guess that blacks feel no remorse by smash robbing these Korean owners, since they do not feel they are hurting any blacks.

The worst thing a black woman can be called is "nappy". She works tirelessly and will beg, borrow, and steal to keep her locks straightened so that she will not be shunned by her fellow blacks for looking too.....well......Negro.

Listen and Learn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4AhnK8RelQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zb2wXIBcdA&feature=related

Anonymous said...

Goal #1 for black people - do everything to not look poor.

Anonymous said...

The black woman in the video with the weave said it all.

"I know everybody out there is tryin' to get over right now..."

Gettin' over in ebonics means hustling and stealing.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gettin'%20Over

Blacks are always shaking their cups and hustling to get something because they have no job skills. It is easier than working an honest job. They hustle for a ride, a cigarette, a dollar, free admission, always something for nothing. This is a major reason that black culture is so dysfunctional. There is no honor in stealing, only in hard work. Most black people are always trying to get over, while the rest turn and look the other way.

If you listen to black people, they will tell you who they are. Blacks are the harshest critics of their own black behavior.

White people need to listen up, because blacks are moving their colorful and vibrant culture to a whitopia suburb near you and you have to know how to resist it.

Anonymous said...

Know what?

They love their weaves, spinner rims, diamond earrings, assorted bling, double breasted suits, funny hats, BMW's (and other "rides" that cost more than their homes, if any, are worth), walkin' canes, 5 inch long nails, etc, etc because of one thing: They think that that stuff makes them out of control special.

But, as we know and they know, at the end of the day, they're still just niggers...

Anonymous said...

Multiculturalism is a FAIL

Into the Cannibal's Pot: Lessons for America from Post-Apartheid South Africa

The Perils of Diversity: Immigration and Human Nature

Anonymous said...

Funny you should mention weaves and wigs...I teach at a high school that's roughly 20% black. The overwhelming majority of fights at my school involve blacks, and largely, black girls vs. black girls. Torn-out hair weaves on the floor of the halls and classrooms are a fairly common sight. How could our once-stable American society regressed to such a low level?

Anonymous said...

'I would guess that blacks feel no remorse by smash robbing these Korean owners, since they do not feel they are hurting any blacks.'

Generally blacks have no qualms about hurting other blacks they just pretend that they do.

Anonymous said...

Oh my God-what a bunch of losers. You white people are cowards-plain and simple. You do not have the guts to say ANY of this to a black person's face, so you say it here. White people always have been, and always will be, afraid of black people.

Unfortunately, there is some truth to what you say because many black Americans give ALL blacks a bad name. If you want to see decent, educated, intelligent, WEALTHY black people then come to Bermuda and be surprised. Black people here aren't loud and ghetto and don't wear weaves. Oh-and we wash our hair. I never heard that blacks don't wash their hair but anyway...

Blacks here aren't on welfare. We aren't ugly, either. Bermuda has a HIGH incidence of inter-racial marriage and MOST of it is white men married to black women instead of vice versa. That's because black women here are BEAUTIFUL. I'm black and my husband's white and if anybody doesn't like it, too bad.

When he first asked me out, I said "Um-I'm black" and all he did was smile and said "I know-I can see that." He didn't care. He told me that I was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. He always tells me I'm beautiful. We're married, we love each other and we have beautiful kids who are a combination of both os us just as this world should be!

Again, look Bermuda up and see what decent black people are like. Look at a wealthy country with black people running it as a sucessful financial center, with blacks in key positions in Gov't and the private sector. There are blacks with intelligence who don't care about weaves and liquor or whatever the other stereotypes are.

BTW-I live in a USD $3 mil. house. Some of you whites probably live in trailer parks. There are trashy white people out there, too so don't act like there isn't. They carry on way worst than blacks...and at least black people manage to keep all of their teeth!!!!

Anonymous said...

O.k.-I can see that my comment won't be approved since you only want to hear a negative slant against blacks, right???

Anonymous said...

You know, Koreans (according to reliable sources) control the hair weave market in America. And we all know from the L.A. Riots that Koreans know how to deal with feral concrete apes when the going gets tough.

Let's hope the Koreans are at the store waiting next time the niggers pay them a late nite visit ....

(munching popcorn)

Baldowl said...

The baggy clothes dropped under the ass; the ridiculous suits and hats; the flashy cars and costume jewelry; the cell phone conversations conducted obnoxiously loud and in public; the flouncy posturing, the absurdly expensive hairdos, nail jobs, and gold teeth: this is why I call Blacks nature's clowns. They live for attention. Do not give it to them, unless it's a sharp wrap on the knuckles.
Stop going where they go. Stop going where they work. Stop buying what they buy. Stop eating what they eat. Never look, sound, or behave like the beasts. Distinguish yourself from them in every way possible. Some might call that practical racism, but I just call it upholding oneself to a high standard so one may then expect the same of others. Most blacks are incapable of ever living up to standards of industry, integrity, honor, or even simple civility. The respect they demand is the very attention they do not deserve.

(Paul, I haven't read back through all your posts, but I know one thing Black people really don't like: silence. They are validated by the attention they receive through the noise they make.)

Baldowl said...

Anon 8/31 7:28:

The reason I don't say this to the face of any black person is because one of the standards to which I adhere is, Consort neither with Black people, nor with anyone who consorts with Black people.

MuayTyson said...

Why do blacks always feel it is fear that White people don't go around bitching them out for their failures?
I have a life to live I do not have time to question every individual black about the failing of his race. I do have the time to go to a few sites and connect with like minded people to try and figure out what to do about the black menace.

I hate cockroaches but I don't try and stomp every individual roach. If I have a problem I call the exterminator.

Amarilloan said...

I wonder how many of the "talented tenth" can sense major change is coming. Now that the money is gone people have grown impatient waiting for blacks to join the civilized world. I suspect most tea party types loath blacks but dread being branded racist even more. I joked with a well respected gent the other day about my fear of having a Kramer moment. Most whites can bottle their disgust for black psychosis. The day the dollar dies we can finally say farewell and good riddance to BRA.

To the Black commonwealth chick with an anglo husband;

Your kids are black and they have a very limited future in this new century. Your mate is a fool for marrying out. His forbearers look down with disgust. Get the fuck out of here and go flatter your delusions over at the grio or other la la land nigger sites.

Anonymous said...

Anon 8/31 7:28

The reason a white will not say to a black's face what is said here is we do not want to be arrested for a hate crime, lose our jobs, and our money, our homes, our families, and serve time in prison. Blacks can say what they like and do what they like and they will not be charged with a crime in many cases and will never be charged with a hate crime in all cases. Freedom of speech is long gone from this land for whites, and it will be long gone from the internet if the libtards and the UN have their way. Blacks in congress like the ones in the black caucus preach hate against whites all the time and not a word is spoken against these black racists.

And I don't believe you. Your post is too American sounding. There's not a hint of Bermuda in your letter, just a lot of American jingoism, and trash talk.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 7:28 - Another over-confident "I'm BEAUUUTIFUL!" black girl? Btw You know who created all those white trailer parks? Oh my it was those black people whom influence their behaviour!

And I say this with all due respect as a black girl.

10mm AUTO said...

"Oh my God-what a bunch of losers. You white people are cowards-plain and simple. You do not have the guts to say ANY of this to a black person's face, so you say it here. White people always have been, and always will be, afraid of black people."

Hi desirre! This is a typical negroid response, that Whites are afraid to speak the truth, yet then you admit that we are speaking the truth. I thought you were banned?

The fact is, we have a longer life span, far more Wealth and greater Intelligence than the average groid. We speak here about the truth because our Eyes are open and to speak the truth (Which you even admit we are saying!) can cost us our job (See the blog: Unamusement Park.) But as to fearing your average street negroid, no.

Frankly, I don't even respect them. They are a dangerous subspecies that currently exists in our society and one day will be removed by right thinking people as you presence is costing our people lives and heartache and grief. In today's age I have to teach my sons to avoid you at all possible costs.

Just yesterday my 11 year old came home from school and told me that the teacher wanted him to work in groups that included a negroid. This niglet is typical with an I.Q. of 80, so on a human scale he is mildly retarded, but the teacher insists that the other children "support" him and "help him along". My son reports that he is completely lost in the work, (basic geometry) very disruptive and constantly trying to seal from the other children. It is like having a chimp in the class. The truth that no one dares speak because it would be "racist" is to say he should be in Special Ed or a black school (same thing) where one day he might get a job as a barber but trying to ram angles and understanding of a dodecahedron into its small brain is too much. It is like the old saying about trying to teach a pig to sing; "It accomplishes nothing and annoys the pig."

As to Bermuda, founded by the Spanish and then the English, I would hardly call it representative of negroid rule. It is the evil influences of Colonialism and da White man. If you want black self rule, Haiti is far more representative; or the republic of Congo or Uganda or Rwanda or any of the Sub-Saharan negroid nations. Bermuda exists in peace because Whites founded the nation, set up the government and rule there with a tight fist. Troublesome negroids are expelled.

Amarilloan said...

I really need to have a Kramer vent.

I was in a situation the other day with a complete shake down, con-artist, obvious fraud nigger. It took total self control to keep from shouting this ape down.

Well here I go.

Nigger, you fucking worthless piece of shit nigger. These idiots only put up with your stupid nigger babble and insane sense of self worth because they are either zombie idiots or
wisely afraid of losing their jobs. I don't give a fuck anymore. You are a worthless nigger and always will be to the tenth generation. Oh, and I quit.

Wow, I feel better. Kersey, your blog is an island of refuge. Keep at it man.

Anonymous said...

"There are trashy white people out there, too so don't act like there isn't. "

LOL. Thanks for setting that straight for us.

Anonymous said...

@3:07 ANON...

GOOD FUCKING GRIEF!!!! Sheila Jackson Lee is posting here!

She is constantly playing the VUNABLE card...

If any of the fine folks who read here regularly EVER get the chance...look up Michael Berry...

He is one fact laced and funny dude who takes on BLACKS and their fucking race baiting games...

Michael Berry is the real deal and is CONSTANTLY teasing the VUNABLES...and poking fun at their "culture and lifestyle"....

He refers to them as "VUNABLES"...complete with the "ghetto accent"....

~AV~ said...

@3:11 ANON

otherwise known as "nigger rich"....

Sheila said...

We're "cowards," but you're so brave, Ms. black "anonymous?" I post under my own name, "anonymous," and I'm not afraid of blacks. Oh, and if Whites are cowards, why did you marry one? If black is so beautiful, why did you marry "up?" I just told someone at my old gym, who repeatedly called to get "feedback" on why I quit and what they could do to improve, that I wanted a gym with more White people and less diversity.

As for the Whites purportedly married to blacks in Bermuda and other Caribbean countries, most of these people aren't White by American standards. Rihanna was considered White back in her home country of Barbados; here she's black. I knew plenty of people in Jamaica who considered themselves White, but most were obviously mixed. Within your small world, your mulatto children may be considered the norm. Even if they, too, marry up, their children will still be black. Look at Halle Berry's 75% White daughter - she's obviously mixed and Berry proudly proclaims her black due to the "one drop rule." Race isn't what you people say it is, it is a genetic reality that you just cannot escape. Good try, though. Keep telling yourself you and your mulatto children are beautiful. It won't wash in the reality of the web, but stay in Barbados and you should do fine.

Dissident said...

"White people always have been, and always will be, afraid of black people."

I agree with 10mm, this is just another silly incarnation of that troll from Las Vegas or wherever she purports to be from today.

The white man, as exemplified by his achievements throughout the natural world and space, are the bravest and most ingenious group to have walked this Earth. Just look at all the worlds great explorers and frontiersmen, record-holders, achievers, etc.
That's not to dis people of other races mind you, but let the record stand for itself on this matter.
For you to say we're afraid of black people is most laughable, what we're afraid of is a government that constantly threatens us with "hate" crimes for merely telling the truth.

What sayest thou jealous ingrate?

PS. I'd rather live in a trailer park with civilized whites than a neighborhood full of arrogant, uppity Africans. I'll take poor white trash over cocky black loud-mouthed simpletons.

Anonymous said...

@ Anon. at August 31, 2011 7:28 PM

" Bermuda has a HIGH incidence of inter-racial marriage and MOST of it is white men married to black women instead of vice versa. That's because black women here are BEAUTIFUL. I'm black and my husband's white and if anybody doesn't like it, too bad."

Amazing, it all sounds so peachy! Our resident Troll Desiree would certainly enjoy living in your little paradise; she's on a relentless quest to find a loving white husband. The only problem is, she's convinced by putting faith in magical thinking & also by haunting this site, she'll accomplish what you have. How delusional of her!

Anonymous said...

@ anon. September 1, 2011 11:39 AM

Could you provide a link to Michael Berry's site, please?
Thx

Anonymous said...

dirtydog1776 said...
When I was an elementary school teacher in the inner city, many girls, and even some of the boys, would not have their home work done, because they spent an evening having their hair braided, straightened, dyed or styled in some way. No time to learn, just time to work on their "Crowning Glory" which usually looked like crap.

I saw the same thing as a teacher in an inner city high school.

Artist

Van said...

Just for fun, to the Bermuda lady:

There is one reason for the relative wealth and stability of any black society around the world, whether it is a Caribbean island nation, Kenya, or majority black city in the US: non-black people. Usually white, sometimes Asian or Indian.

In the Caribbean, its, first of all, the fact that white people forced your ancestors over to these island paradises, started stable economies, then left it all to you. Second, the relative (compared to other black societies) success is due to white tourism. See, white societies are capable of creating so much excess wealth that we travel all over the world for fun. Without us, blacks would still be stuck in the Stone Age. And, those magnificent resorts are, with very few exceptions, owned and managed (at the senior level) by...
You guessed it. White people.

Every time you take whites completely out of the equation, black societies turn to crap.

Anonymous said...

"You do not have the guts to say ANY of this to a black person's face, so you say it here."....I dont bother talking to blacks except to say "And I would like fries to go with that"...so far as being afraid...its not fear, its caution. I dont walk up to strange dogs to pet them, as I know some animals will bite if you do something they dont like, or otherwise provoke them. I deal with mad dogs as I do with other offensive, prone-to-attack beasts, I carry a pistol. And I avoid their company, & likewise stay away from places they are likely to be found. I 'treat others as I would like to be treated'...You will not hear me blabbing away at 120 decibels in a movie theatre! Nor do I physically attack those who say things I dislike or disagree with...much less attack them at random due to the color of their skin....

Van said...

Stating that a white person would never say something directly to a black person only proves the point - blacks are prone to violence and should be avoided.

So, I guess, in a roundabout way, Bermuda Lady was just expressing her agreement.

Anonymous said...

My observation: it's hair weaves and tattoos for negresses, and large 20+ inch "rent to own" chrome wheels for their men.

I expect it from negroes, however what is most disgusting are white liberal college kids wearing phony dreads. Usually they'll have on a Bob Marley t-shirt, but recently I saw a young white guy wearing a black shirt with a red heart drawn on the front sporting the words: "Hearts for Haiti." I wanted to vomit.

Porter said...

I fear our Bermudan interlocutor has fallen prey to a particularly malevolent sprite; and one whose mischief is too-often inclined toward her hapless people. Specifically, she has likely married a Tokoloshe rather than a White man. This malignly intentioned being exclusively targets peoples of varius Bantu extractions in what this writer considers the most egregious example today of disparate impact.

The Tokoloshe is reputed to be a desiccated undead dwarf whose sole motivation seems to be in antagonizing and (often) impregnating black females. At one time a normally proportioned corpse, the Tokoloshe has been shriveled by the insertion of a heated iron rod inserted into its skull, and animated by means of a secret powder blown into its mouth. Once given agency through this process, the Tokoloshe becomes quite ill-mannered and commences to seek out its (always) black victims.

What causes me to suspect that the Beautiful Bermudan may have been fooled into marriage with one of these creatures--while thinking that it was a White man--is the fact that they are endowed with preternaturally huge male organs. In fact, the penis of the Tokoloshe is so long that it normally must be draped over his shoulder when travelling on foot. Though its possible that, like many actual White men, the creature in this instance has simply tucked it into his sock while concealed under a trouser leg.

Bermudan, did you perchance place bricks beneath the legs of your bed while still a maiden? If you did not take even this simple precaution, then my empathy for your plight is somewhat leavened. Though regardless, I wish you the best in your predicament.

Anonymous said...

Paul I wish you were in the press room when the black house annonced obama's speech on his "ideas" to create jobs. With what we know of his ban on hiring YT to any government job, I wanted to hear soneone call him on it and clarify just who the jobs created will be for. Could you ever have access to these press conferences? We have taken racism sexism prejudice and discrimination and apply it to another race and gender. It must have been the drugs in the 60s that make these DWL brain dead exhippies think they have I also noticed the national guard finally showed up to help people in the north east. When are the white rappers going to start bitching about 'obama doesn't care about white people'.

Anonymous said...

@ Bermuda lady

"When he first asked me out, I said "Um-I'm black" and all he did was smile and said "I know-I can see that."

Sure...yet, you added that statement above " Um - I'm black" to your future white husband when he first showed interest in YOU. Isn't it a contradiction in itself? If inter-racial marriage between BW & WM is such a common occurrence, you wouldn't have made that particular statement to begin with. I can SEE your attempt at bullshitting us.

Anonymous said...

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

Hey, someone had to say it.

Anonymous said...

Californian said..."The funny part is also how Americans are getting into a siege mentality. It's as if we are transitioning into a Mad Max kind of future without even realizing it."

This is exactly what's happening and happening quickly. Have you considered what the consequences of the great O not being re-elected? Prepare folks!

Mary said...

http://moonbattery.com/?p=1832

This guy must be who they had in mind when they coined the expression, “the ugly American.” An American teacher on a bus in South Korea demonstrates why we might want to limit some of our cultural exports:


(I came over here to see if Paul had this up yet, how ironic so many comments are about KOREANS and BLACKS, lol....you should all really find this a "timely" video ;)

Sameena Mohamed said...

The whites on this forum come across as the biggest bunch of losers... I bet most of you have never had anything resembling a real career. yes, there is poverty and dysfunction that goes with poverty in the black community. And unfortunately, there is also a lot of anti-white prejudice in the ghettos. But most of the comments from the whites here are senseless and the kind that, in the real world, I have heard usually from unsophisticated whites in dead-end jobs who would rather bitch about blacks than do something worthwhile with their lives. And no, I am not black, I am south asian, in case anybody thought you have to be black to see through you frustrated losers!